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Posts from January 2023

Tuesday, 31 January 2023

— An extensive piece by Digby Warde-Aldam looks at the history of the British chain Pizza Express and how the design of their shops helped to build a national franchise. I never ate at a Pizza Express—why would I? I’m too pretentious. Still, I’ve always been intrigued by their old-fashioned art-nouveau identity and how outdated their shops looked.

— Paul Graham wrote an answer to the question How to get new ideas as a counter piece to a response someone got from GPT after training it using Graham’s writing. While the GPT’s reply makes sense and is sufficiently complete, the writing couldn’t be more robotic and bland. Compare that to how Paul Graham actually writes.

Monday, 30 January 2023

Old magazines lined up on a vintage display cabinet

Installation by street artist RONE. Flinders Street Station, Melbourne.

Saturday, 28 January 2023

A Stroll Down Flatbush Avenue

This set of photos taken approximately every 50 feet along a stretch of Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn show the bustling street, storefonts, elevated trains, and trolleys.

Like Street View, but the pictures are from 1914.

— The timeline era, a notion from Luke Harris, resonates a lot:

I’m bored of what I call “the timeline era”. Scanning an unending stream of disconnected posts for topics of interest is no longer fun, I prefer deciding what to read based on titles, or topic-based discussion.

What Twitter always lacked, what Mastodon already lacks, is deep thought. The technology behind Mastodon is exciting, but the way it works, the timeline, the reposts, and how people use it are no different from Twitter. Mastodon is too close to Twitter to present a viable alternative.

Friday, 27 January 2023

Point Break

— The story in a nutshell: Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves), an FBI agent, infiltrates a group of surfers led by Bodhi (Patrick Swayze), who rob banks as their part-time job. There’s a girl too. People die.

Point Break has everything. Surfers who say things like, “It’s about us against the system. The system that kills the human spirit,” and policemen yelling, “I’ve been working on this case for three months.” Giving off strong 90s vibes, the movie’s highlights include two action-ridden chases: One by car with lots of drifting around corners and hubcaps flying all over the place, and another by foot that lasts ten minutes trashing several homes along the way and ending at the LA river.

Spoiler alert. Point Break’s conclusion neatly ties the film together. The good guy gets the girl. After a short chicken fight on an Australian beach, Utah handcuffs Bodhi but lets him go to ride a once-in-a-lifetime wave, never to be seen again. Utah then throws his badge into the sea; he’s no longer a man of the law; he’s a surfer now. The fitting end reveals what this movie is: An unintentional comedy.

Point Break (1991). Director: Kathryn Bigelow. Cast: Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Lori Petty, Gary Busey.

Thursday, 26 January 2023

Horny Loops

— A song from the television series Atlanta reminded me of a mixtape I used to play on heavy rotation: Zeb Roc Ski’s Horny Loops, an absolute classic, contains funk and soul tracks that were sampled by Hip Hop artists during the 80s and 90s. I owned a—completely legal—copy on tape, an actual cassette tape, which I must have lost during one of my many moves over the years.

I still own a tape deck, but I couldn’t find Horny Loops on sale anywhere. I’m sure most copies are either lost or got tape jammed and destroyed, and those who still own one hold on to it tightly. So I made a playlist with all the songs on Spotify; for you to listen to when you snuggle up with your significant others tonight.

Side note: I found every single track from Horny Loops on Spotify, even obscure stuff like the Ultramagnetic MCs. It’s no wonder everybody streams their music these days.

Wednesday, 25 January 2023

Ellen Lupton talks us through the history of the Bauhaus and various typographic works from the collections of the Letterform Archive and Cooper Hewitt, Smithsonian Design Museum.

Sherbrooke Forest

— Sherbrooke Forest in the Dandenong Ranges is just 30 minutes outside Melbourne, but it feels like an entirely different world. Unlike most of Australia’s natural areas, this forest is dense and green, with tall trees and huge ferns.

If you’re planning a day out in the Dandenong Ranges, don’t bother doing the 1,000 steps, the most popular hiking trail in the area. Unless you enjoy wading through a sea of Instagrammers trying to capture the perfect selfie.

Tuesday, 24 January 2023

— A very dry recount of events and numbers, A Brief History of Blogging is an interesting document of 2011’s zeitgeist. Its predictions are both wrong and spot on at the same time.

Blogs are unlikely to go anywhere in the foreseeable future. But there’s a lot of room for growth and innovation in method in which their content is found, delivered, and accessed.

Blogs mostly disappeared from the public eye because the methods for distributing and accessing content changed dramatically in the years after.

Monday, 23 January 2023

Unsolicited blogging advice by Manuel Moreale:

[T]he vast majority of the people out there won’t give a shit about you and your content. And that’s OK. It’s even comforting. Don’t waste time figuring out the perfect way to say something or the perfect topic for your blog. Don’t go insane curating your online persona. Be yourself. Be authentic. […] Post a picture every now and then, talk about a book you read or a movie you watched or a place you visited. Talk about an interesting conversation.

It may be unsolicited advice, but it’s sound advice nevertheless.

Bland Contemporary Architecture

— In America, the Bland, Anne Kodé argues that American cities lose their identity because new buildings all look the same. You could say the same for Europe and Australia. Today’s new builds are designed in line with the current gusto for blocky shapes, big windows and bright colours.

A boring multi-tenant building with white cladding and big windows.
Bland housing in Melbourne, Australia.

But the new developments aren’t bland because of the way they look. As Kodé points out, with housing architecture, beauty seems to be a matter of historical perspective. No, these buildings feel bland because of what they offer, or not, aside from housing.

I grew up in a socialist apartment block. Some of these are fifty years old now, and you can’t sugarcoat their design even with that benefit of history. It’s beyond bland; it’s so functional that you can objectively call it ugly. Yet, it didn’t feel bland or ugly when we lived there. There was space for the kids to play football and for the parents to meet around a barbecue. It was lively; there was community.

The top of a grey apartment block, against the backdrop of blue sky.
East-German socialist housing. (Photo by Marcus Lenk)

In today’s new builds, what do you find on the first floor? Is it a mixed-use building? Are there shops on the street level? If so, what are these shops, what do they offer, and how do they look?

You likely find the same wherever you go in the western world. It’s coffee shops that look like Apple Stores or shops selling instagrammable gift ideas, self-help books, and postcards with fortune-cookie wisdom. It might be a bank branch or an estate agent’s office. They feel bland because they are not from the local community, not part of the local community. It’s investors setting up shop, and if it doesn’t generate enough revenue, they move on. They are generic, devoid of any character, completely interchangeable—bland.

What would this look like if there was a bookshop run by a person living in the area, who loves books, and their children go to the same school as yours? What if it was similar for a coffee shop, bakery and the grocery store? Or what if there was simply space for folks to gather? People would have a relationship with these places; you’d find them there, meeting, chatting, making it a place of community.

That wouldn’t feel bland, would it?

Sunday, 22 January 2023

Shirley

— Shirley is a good film. It’s sophisticated but not pretentious, it’s entertaining but not shallow.

Shirley (2020). Director: Josephine Decker. Cast: Elisabeth Moss, Odessa Young, Michael Stuhlbarg, Logan Lerman.

— The Country Fire Authority offers an RSS feed for fire restrictions in Victoria. It’s a great use of the technology, but it doesn’t fulfil its potential. There’s only an RSS feed per region, and an entry lists regional municipalities with fire restrictions. But it doesn’t tell what the restrictions are, and there’s no feed for just my municipality.

Saturday, 21 January 2023

Ok, Amazon Smile Wasn’t Created for Charitable Reasons

— Im not surprised to learn that Smile, Amazon’s charity arm, was created purely out of business interests so they don’t have to pay Google for search traffic. Companies at that scale don’t operate for charitable reasons; when they give away money it’s generally because it furthers their business interests or to whitewash the brand.

That said, even though the motives to create the charity weren’t necessarily ethical, cynical even, its charitable effects are nevertheless positive. I have worked for small not-for-profit organisations. Most are notoriously tight for money and grants are usually tied to specific project and outcomes. They need any additional non-restricted funds to cover any overhead. Although the funds coming from source like Amazon Smile are negligible in the overall budget, even that of small organisations.

— The Computer History Museum recounts the story of Apple’s Lisa, the first personal computer to feature a graphical user interface. Lisa was a commercial flop but paved the way for the GUI-based personal computing we know today.

What? Another Redesign?

— This site has now seen the fourth redesign in its few months of existence. This one is very much inspired by Khoi Vinh’s Subtraction, ca. 2011, to the point that you might call it a copy.

The many redesigns of the site show that it fulfils its purpose as a garden, a place for experimentation. It reflects my interests at the moment: Exploring CSS layout features, web design websites from a past era, and trying to build a lasting place to express myself.

I still need to clean up a couple of posts, but I’ll have enough time, three or maybe four weeks, until the next major revamp.

Friday, 20 January 2023

A mark at sea in the Port Phillip Bay.
Port Phillip Bay, 20 January 2023, 9am
Thursday, 19 January 2023

Wikipedia is getting a design update. The changes focus on the reading experience and navigating around articles and the site. It’s no fundamental overhaul—Wikipedia will still look like Wikipedia.

Wednesday, 18 January 2023
Tuesday, 17 January 2023

Joel Coen on why they don’t make television series:

As writers… long-form was never something we could get our heads around,” Coen said. “It’s a different paradigm. Not to be shitty about it, but you can look at stories that they have a beginning, middle, and end. But so much of television has a beginning, a middle, a middle, a middle, a middle, until the whole thing dies of exhaustion. It’s beaten to death and then you find a way of ending it. That’s how a lot of long-form television works, so it’s a hard thing to get your head around.

The Handmaid’s Tale is a recent example. It should have ended after three, maybe four seasons. But the writers always find a reason for June to stay or return to Gilead. Few television series get this right, mostly shows limited to one series or those that tell a different story with every season, like Fargo or True Detective. I wouldn’t be able to name more than a handful of multi-season shows that were captivating all the way through. The Sopranos and Breaking Bad, maybe.

(Via The Homebound Symphony)

Natural Born Killers

— I rewatched Natural Born Killers about 20 years after seeing it for the first time, and it didn’t age well. The glorification of violence and celebration of inept role models is an apt depiction of nineties media, still relevant today. But the MTV-style camera angles, the filters, the fast-paced cuts—all things that make this movie stand out to a twenty-year-old, now are exhausting, annoying even.

Natural Born Killers (1994). Director: Oliver Stone. Cast: Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis, Robert Downey Jr.

Monday, 16 January 2023
Sunday, 15 January 2023

The Ides of March

— An idealistic presidential candidate and his even more idealistic campaign manager. Both sleep with the same intern. One impregnates the intern, and the other loses his job over the affair.

The Ides of March is strutted with stars, but the plot just hums along until the movie ends. There’s no real climax, no surprises. Politics is full of intrigue and backstabbing. In this day and age, who would have thought that politicians and their aides betray their values, foremost integrity and honesty, to stay in the game?

The Ides of March (2011). Director: George Clooney. Cast: Ryan Gosling, George Clooney, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Paul Giamatti, Evan Rachel Wood.

Saturday, 14 January 2023

Twitter Presumably Shuts Down Third-Party Apps

— Daring Fireball (and many others) are reporting that Twitter presumably revoked API access for many popular third-party Twitter clients.

Twitter’s website and official apps are notorious for their excessive cruft of irrelevant advertisements, useless recommended tweets and attention-grabbing best-of lists. Until now, third-party clients have been the only way to get around that mess.

I never used third-party apps. I didn’t value Twitter enough to justify paying for an additional app. I made Twitter bearable by strictly only reading the chronological timeline of people I follow and by using a custom stylesheet to rid the website of its cruft.

That still works, but Musk and his team have been acting desperately without a plan. The remaining team will likely make so many changes to the site that it will be hard to keep up and adapt the stylesheet going forward. From here, it’s going to be downhill for a while.

Friday, 13 January 2023

Arbeit und Struktur by Wolfgang Herrndorf

— In 2010, doctors found a tumour in Wolfgang Herrndorf’s brain; he died three years later. During that time, Herrndorf wrote a diary, first in private to keep his friends and family updated, and later in a public blog. After his death, the notes were published as a book, “Arbeit und Struktur.”

Arbeit und Struktur is a testament to Herrndorf’s most productive period. During that time, he published two books; Tschick, his most successful book, commercially, and Sand his best work, in my opinion. It also documents his diminishing health: Headaches, sleepless nights, epilepsy. But it’s his writing that reveals his condition: Towards the end, the entries become shorter, first less complex, later confusing and hard to follow.

Over time, his circle of friends, the people he interacts with, becomes smaller and smaller. A large group at first, with many well-known German authors amongst them, but towards the end, it’s only a handful.

Writing publicly about his experiences obviously attracted doctors offering alternative approaches to treat his tumour—so many that Herrndorf felt the need to publicly request not to write or call him anymore. To him, it would have been no surprise that some medics in Germany became COVID-denying conspiracy theorists.

Rowolth Berlin, 2013, 448pp.

Thursday, 12 January 2023

I’m loving Vibin’s Boom Bap instrumental mixes. They remind of the olden days, driving to the Baltic Sea in my friend’s VW Golf III. Now they are great background music for work.

— Jeremy Keith writes about five websites that were redesigned recently. I’m seeing more background colours, creative layouts, and serif fonts. It looks like the times of clean, almost sterile, often boring web design are behind us. For now.

Wednesday, 11 January 2023

The Personal Website Is a Creative Space

— Matthias Ott makes the case for the personal website:

Your personal website is a place that provides immense creative freedom and control. It’s a place to write, create, and share whatever you like, without the need to ask for anyone’s permission. It is also the perfect place to explore and try new things, like different types of posts, different styles, and new web technologies. It is your playground, your platform, your personal corner on the Web.

Personal websites as a place for creativity where you can experiment with design and technology without the constraints of business or clients. I prefer that view over the simplistic reason that you can own your content.

For some, the Web has always been more than a couple of websites with text fields so people can complain or share photos of their faces. In the Web’s early days, if you were online, you’d have your own site. You wouldn’t just consume the medium; you’d actively create and shape it. That part of the Web still lives and breathes, although less prominent than twenty years ago.

Tuesday, 10 January 2023

Slow Horses (S1+S2)

— Mike Hale perfectly summarises Slow Horses:

It’s a complicated conspiracy thriller crossed with an office comedy, and it lightly dusts grungy realism with off-kilter, absurdist touches

Gary Oldman, in the centre of it all as the delightfully rude leader of a group of disgraced MI-5 agents, is the perfect casting for the role of Jackson Lamb. Few actors are as good at portraying functioning alcoholics. Case in point: Oldman as Herman J. Mankiewicz in Mank and as Winston Churchill in The Darkest Hour.

With only six episodes per series, Slow Horses is refreshingly short. Not everyone agrees; Mike Hale, again:

If there’s a problem with the show, it’s the inverse of what’s sometimes referred to as Netflix bloat. “Slow Horses” demonstrates that six episodes — a standard length for British crime dramas — isn’t necessarily enough time to adapt a complexly plotted, fully characterized book.

Six episodes per series are just right for Slow Horses—for any TV series, really. The plot is a bit dense at times, but I take that any time over the slog of many of today’s TV series.

Slow Horses Series 1 and 2 (2022). Cast: Gary Oldman, Jack Lowden, Kristin Scott Thomas. Streaming now on Apple TV+.

Monday, 09 January 2023

Remy Tumin, New York Times:

A software engineer siphoned more than $300,000 from his employer by introducing what prosecutors called a “series of malicious software edits” that wired money into his personal account.

Is Zulily one of these companies that don’t do code reviews because the practice discourages trust and slows down team productivity?

Sunday, 08 January 2023
Saturday, 07 January 2023

Melbourne Stars 173/5 (20) vs Sydney Sixers 176/4 (19.5)

— A child throws their cap, branded with the home team’s colours, to the ground and stamps on it. Heated discussions on the train—it was the bowling; no, it was the fielding. Who said cricket fans weren’t emotional?

A scene from the game, with the pitch at the bottom and the almost empty stands filling most of the picture.

After scoring 173 runs in their innings, Melbourne Stars lost the BBL match to the Sydney Sixes by six wickets with only one ball to spare. It could have gone either way, but a couple of boundaries (a home run for you Americans) put Sydney within reach of winning.

In the last over, Sydney needed another eleven runs. Scoring three runs from the first two balls, then six from the third, it looked like Sydney would swing it home. But a questionable wicket (that’s a strikeout if you’re American) added some late drama to the game. But Dan Christian stepped up and wacked it away for four.

Who said cricket was a boring sport?

Big Bash League. Melbourne Cricket Ground, 06 January 2023 6:30 PM. Attendance: 17,137.

Friday, 06 January 2023

— An interactive map by the Violence Research Centre at the University of Cambridge shows murder locations in medieval London. Some of the descriptions are hilarious:

  • “Innkeeper Stephen of Lynn murdered after winning at backgammon,”
  • “Death among drunk wrestlers,” and
  • “Vicious attack for dropping eel skins outside a shop.”

Others could be modern-day headlines:

  • “Man lies dead in street from fatal stab wound,” or
  • “Luton man stabbed in Sunday evening dispute.”

Nick Heer, Pixel Envy:

By all means, please start your own blog and encourage others to do so. But let us not pretend this is what most people actually want to be doing. We are all busy and maintaining a website when the house needs to be cleaned and people need to be fed is a terrible waste of time. Silos suck over the long term, but at least they are easy.

This and technology is hard and most people really just want a free text field to scream complaints into the void.

Thursday, 05 January 2023

Who Wants to Watch Avatars of Dead Musicians Perform?

Tanya Basu, MIT Technology Review:

Smalls—whose real name was Christopher Wallace—was in fine form on Meta’s Horizon Worlds metaverse platform on Friday: heaving between stanzas, pumping his fist rhythmically, and seeming very much alive. The performance can be seen here but may require logging into Facebook.

The allure of old music—and art, generally—is that it can’t be recreated if its creators aren’t around anymore. You can paint a picture that looks like a van Gogh, except it isn’t; you can create a digital avatar of the Notorious B.I.G. or John Lennon, but it’s not the person. As much as I’d love to attend a B.I.G. concert or see the Beatles play, an avatar performing playback to a recorded track isn’t the same as seeing the actual person doing their thing. I don’t get the appeal of cover bands or the tenth special remastered edition of an album that happens to be released just before Christmas. Not even the Glastonbury recordings the BBC broadcasts every year. It’s the original recording or the actual musicians on stage.

If we can digitally reproduce everything, what’s the point of venturing out of our homes to see art where it is performed? What’s the point of theatres, concerts and museums if I can just sit at home with a pair of huge goggles over my eyes? In these places—theatres, music venues, and museums—you experience art differently, unmediated. You go to a theatre because a great movie hits differently on a big screen with great sound. You go to a gig to feel artists’ emotions when they play their music on stage; you can hear the sound of their voices before a sound engineer adjusts the controller. And you visit a museum because a painting looks different standing in front of it; when you can see how the paint has been applied to the canvas.

Wednesday, 04 January 2023

23 things to do in SE23, my old stomping ground. I’m happy to see Ferfect Fried Chicken included in the list:

You can’t call yourself Perfect Fried Chicken and not expect to be sued, as this takeaway on London Road discovered to its cost, so they changed their first letter to create something totally meaningless and have carried on trading as FFC ever since.

One of South London’s many chicken shops that somehow survive despite an apparent lack of customers. This one developed a cult following in the area. Some Zomato reviews suggest Ferfect Fried Chicken serves the best pigeon in town, and someone sells limited-edition prints of drawings of their shopfront.

Tuesday, 03 January 2023

The Keeper

— Bert Trautmann came to England as a prisoner of war after World War II. After his release, he got signed by Manchester City in 1949, where he went on to play more than 500 matches. He won the FA Cup with City in 1956 after breaking his neck and continuing to play for another 15 minutes until the final whistle.

The Keeper doesn’t do this incredible story justice, and it can’t. The movie focuses a lot on overcoming resistance to his background in the German Army, on and off the pitch, and personal setbacks. As a football follower and former goalkeeper, I would have loved to see how his many performances on the pitch shaped his image amongst the English people, which would be far easier in a documentary.

The Keeper (2019). Director: Marcus H. Rosenmüller. Cast: David Kross, Freya Mavor, John Henshaw.

Monday, 02 January 2023

The Father

— The Father, at times, is as confusing as it must feel when you’re experiencing dementia. The world around you changes incoherently, and there’s no way to explain the events rationally.

The Father (2020). Director: Florian Zeller. Cast: Anthony Hopkins, Olivia Colman.

Sunday, 01 January 2023

— Samuel Pepys, a civil servant who lived in London in the 1600s, wrote a diary for ten years, which is now considered one of London’s main records of life at the time. Pepys’s diary covers monumental events like the Great Plague or the Great Fire of 1666.

In 2002, Phil Gyford started publishing the diary in blog format, one post every day, and repeated the reading from 2012. The third reading starts later today. Each post is extensively annotated with contextual information and is well worth a read.