Fair Dinkum
— As I walk down the street with a six pack of beer in one hand, I pass a gentleman from the working class who utters from his balcony: “A six pack? Fair dinkum.” I believe I have been accepted into this tribe.
— As I walk down the street with a six pack of beer in one hand, I pass a gentleman from the working class who utters from his balcony: “A six pack? Fair dinkum.” I believe I have been accepted into this tribe.
— The internet isn’t fun anymore, writes Millenial Max Read, because Gen Z is now running the show. As someone who just about qualifies as a Millennial (it depends on who you ask), I have to say the internet hasn’t been much fun since about 2010. I experienced the same generational shift then, from personal websites and blogs to rapid-fire social media posting and superficial lifestyle internet celebrities.
— Zuck is building an apocalypse bunker in Hawaii. As ridiculous as this is, it also exemplifies everything that is wrong with our capitalistic world:
Of all the problems that the existence of billionaires creates, the biggest is simply the fact that having that much money gives individuals too much power. Sure, you, the average person, might get drunk and dream about buying up an entire town’s worth of land to build your exclusive treehouse survivalist kingdom, but you don’t have the means to actually do it. And that is a good thing. When society allows people to get 10-figure net worths, all of the most idiotic fever dreams of the human mind begin springing into reality.
That is not progress. Capitalism’s tendency to grant godlike powers to the sort of people that are sociopathic and tasteless enough to accumulate billions of dollars is one of its most embarrassing flaws.
— ‘Heat Islands’ Make Australia’s Summer Deadlier. Only mentioned as a side note, but Australian building standards play a huge role in how people cope with extreme heat. A wood frame is thinly cladded, every wall is plaster board, no insulation. Double glazed windows are luxury items. Ask any Australian and they’ll tell you that their houses are built for hot climates but these houses heat up just as fast in summer as they loose heat in winter. It’s almost as if Australians lack understanding of basic physics.
— Paris builds four new metro lines, extending the network with 68 additional stations. See PTV, that’s how you build public transport infrastructure that has an impact. Unlike your “big build” to remove level crossings in the name of pedestrian safety. You don’t have to dig scores of station underground; a footbridge or subway with elevators for impaired humans will do the same. It would cost less and won’t disrupt trains for months. All it does is to remove obstacles for motorists so they don’t have to wait at boom barriers anymore. (via)
— Om Malik on the implications of the failed Adobe-Figma deal:
If “big tech” and the next layer of technology companies (such as Adobe) can’t buy “startups,” the liquidity environment is going to change for the startup founders, and of course, the venture investors.
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What about the startups? Well, if the outcomes are going to become scarce, then investor dollars are going to be focused on likely winners — ones that can probably go public.
In other words, the only options for a startup to get funding today is the potential of a big exit; a sale or an IPO. What happened to building sustainable businesses? Businesses that don’t loose millions every year and only survive because of billions of investor money funnelled into their accounts. Businesses that make enough money to pay their staff and bills. Businesses with reasonable but not excessive growth, that pay solid but not excessive dividends. Is that not worth supporting anymore?
— The days are long, warm, and bright. Very bright. Australia has one of the harshest sunlights on this earth. Take a photo during a sunny day, and you’ll get no shadows, no contrast, just glaring shades of white.
The Christmas season in Europe is dark but well-lit, cold and sometimes miserable but also cheerful. You want to jitter in the cold, holding on to a mug of mulled wine, and then later cosy up in a pub and eat a hearty roast. You’re looking forward to Christmas to spend the time at your parent’s warm house and eat Goose.
This year, the first of 42, I won’t experience any of this. And, boy, it’s different. It feels wrong. It’s hot outside. How are you supposed to get into the festive spirit when you’re wearing shorts? The fairy lights outside the houses in the neighbourhood do nothing. There is no darkness. The Christmas tree by the life-savers club, the candy canes on Princes Bridge, the oversized koala wearing a Santa hat—nothing feels right.
It’s summer here. Christmas is supposed to be in winter. I miss home.
— A bloke in Melbourne made a hand-drawn world map featuring 1,642 animals. It took three years to complete and 2,600 hours went into the work.
— The Wu Tang Clan are planning a Las-Vegas residency. Just four shows so far; a full Celine-Dion-like residency would break my heart.
Mix well, loosen it up with some hot water.
I don’t think I discovered a culinary secret with this mix but it made for the most excellent stir fry sauce.
— How NASA brought back the iconic worm logo. Fantastic photos of the worm in action throughout the article.
— A long list of arguably notable tweets. Besides that fact that this website is so big it’s an absolute abomination, what it shows is how mundane Twitter was most of the time.
Film maker Werner Herzog discusses skateboarding. “Space and sacrality and what you are doing is special bordering on the sacred.”
— Manuel Moreale on personal websites:
Personal sites—and, more broadly, our digital lives—are a mirror of who we are. Some of us will try to neatly organize everything under one hyper-curated digital roof while others will scatter things around on 12 different domains and 24 services. Some will design a site for themselves and not touch it again for a decade while others will feel the need to redesign every 6 months. Those are all right answers to a question that doesn’t have wrong answers.
Just as there are no rules for blogging, there are no rules for the personal website. Go with your gut and build a site you love. And if you don’t like it anymore in six months, make a different version of your site.
The beauty of personal projects is that no marketing manager prescribes your site’s content. There’s no design director who sends frantic messages at 6:34 on Friday because you deviated from the company-approved design system. And there’s no opinionated engineering manager who you have to fight when you feel like rewriting the backend in a new language.
The only reason we’re having these arguments is because everything we do online is now commodified, thanks to the relentless barrage of mind-numbing bullshit from online personas grasping for attention. But think about it this way: If someone judges you based on a something you made for yourself, is it worth keeping their company?

I find bonsai fascinating, although bending a living organism to your will with some skill and a lot of patience seems like a strange pastime. Some trees are works of art but nothing beats the perfect symmetry of this most perfectly manicured Elm tree, exhibited at the National Arboretum in Canberra.
— Teenage magazines in the nineties had questionnaires in which the reader could test how strong the love from their current suitor was. Needless to say these tests weren’t very accurate, which most girls in my school found out when they realised that their interest moved or that being two years older and owning a car aren’t predictors for personality.
In Fingernails, it’s the Love Institute that lets couples test whether they are meant to be together, but only after a series of exercises meant to build affection between couples. These exercises aren’t much different from what you would find in a relationship self-help book; the logical continuation from those tests from teenage magazines.
Jessie Buckley is great, as always. But Fingernails is too long. The message, you’ll find love when you least expect it, becomes clear quickly when you realise where the movie is headed. There’s a very boring slump in the last third, where the story just doesn’t progress.
(2023) Director: Christos Nikou. Screenplay: Christos Nikou, Sam Steiner, Stavros Raptis. Cast: Jessie Buckley, Riz Ahmed, Jeremy Allen White.
OMA play MF DOOM instrumentals at the Hip Hop Chip Shop in Manchester. This band slaps.
Sleaford Mods cover West End Girls in the most Sleaford-Mods way possible. Barely change the music, Jason Williamson doing the talking, done. Brilliant.
The long anticipated trailer for Grand Theft Auto VI. No surprises here: We’re back in Vice City, there’s a female lead character, and the game looks very good. (Although game trailers always look very good.) The game’s release is vaguely scheduled as 2025. Yes, 2025. It gives you enough time to ask Santa for a new gaming console, because GTA VI will only be available on PS5 and Xbox S and X.
— Micheal Stipe is working on a solo album. What a lovely portrait of the former R.E.M. singer. “Stipe had been invited downstairs to say hello and, finding Swift standing in the doorway, extended his hand and said: ‘You must be Taylor’ — an objectively cool thing to say to Taylor Swift.”
— More new mindsets, fewer new technologies:
A tale as old as time, trying to fix current technology with more—and new—technology. As if technology is the problem and not the people who are using it. For blogging to form communities you just need some goodwill. All the tools are out there. HTTP is a perfectly fine protocol, email still works, RCS and Matrix are good-enough for chats and if those aren’t your jam you can pick one of the countless alternatives.
When all you’ve got is a hammer… It’s the problem that many discussions around the impact of technology and the problems they cause are led by technologists, who are often users but are rarely representative of the majority of users. And so, because they have been solving problems with technology for their whole life, they look to technology for every problem they encounter. If no-one is doing code reviews on time, maybe we need another notification system, because email and slack and verbal reminders don’t cut it. When our online communities are broken we look to replace the underlying protocol instead of changing our approach to applications that use the protocols. It creates the never-ending cycle of problem, technology solution, more problems, more technology. It’s what keeps us all in employment.
— Om Malik:
When faced with this unfamiliar and unsettling situation, we often long for the comfort and simplicity of the past. This is evident in the behavior of a publication that focuses on technology and its future impact, as it devotes attention to the remake of an old beloved machine while simultaneously ridiculing someone attempting to innovate in the field of computing.
You can’t stop technological progress; Malik is right about that. Voice and gesture-controlled devices and AI will find its way into more aspects of our lives, and it will be useful is some cases.
But dismissing any criticism on the current arms race to commercialise AI as nostalgia is shortsighted, to say the least. We’ve seen what happens if we let hyperbolic Silicon Valley venture capitalists and CEOs fund and develop products and entrench them in everyday life without ethical checks and balances: Depressed teenagers, hatred, and a president called Trump.
Questioning how a new technology will affect our society, how it will change the job market and what it does to the already unfair distribution of wealth isn’t nostalgia; it’s anyone’s right and journalist’s duty.
So is ridiculing a class of people who believe their little device will change the world. Especially when these leaders position themselves as the saviours of humanity, engineers of god-like machines, while they only push their own agenda to line their pockets. Humane‘s AI pin is an exciting piece of technology and a glimpse into the future of human-computer-interaction. But it doesn’t solve any of the worlds most pressing problems. There’s a chance that, if unregulated, these products cause even more harm.
It’s not nostalgia when people warn about the dangers of AI; it’s justified criticism and concern rooted in how the last twenty years of technological development under the dominance of Silicon Valley have played out.
It’s not nostalgia that is the curse in life and tech, blindly celebrating every new technology coming out of one city is.
— I make sandwiches for a living. I love making sandwiches. I love it so much that sometimes, after work, I make more sandwiches because I enjoy a good home-made sandwich and the process of layering butter, salad and cheese on bread. I believe others might enjoy my sandwiches as well. So I make a couple extra and give them away for free for whoever is hungry.
You take one of the free sandwiches. Because you’re hungry, and a sandwich will fill your tummy. You take a bite but you realise you don’t like the salami. Its taste doesn’t match the palette of the other free food you’ve got on your plate. Or you realise it was made a while ago and it’s not 100% fresh. Maybe it’s even off and you shouldn’t eat it, really.
What do you do? The sandwich was free after all. Do you complain about that free sandwich I made, not specifically for you, but according to my taste and dietary requirements, when I wanted the sandwich. Do you ask me to make another one. Or do you stop eating the sandwich and look for a different form of nutrition? I thought so.
When you write open-source software it’s the opposite. Many developers appreciate the effort. But there’s always one who complains the software doesn’t fulfil their very specific needs, or it doesn’t play well with that obscure framework you’re using, or the project is outdated. I understand it’s frustrating but none of this is my fault. Instead of comlaining to open-source maintainers, look for an alternative, or try making it yourself.
Food you made yourself usually tastes better too.
— The 88x31 GIF Collection. Last year, I linked to a similar collection of nostalgic early-internet GIFs, but this one has over 4,000 images.
— The new IA Writer 7 is here. Instead of jumping on the hype train, they reviewed how AI might change writing. Getting the first draft on paper is a hard and lengthy process. ChatGPT integrated into IA Writer could reduce the drafting process to mere minutes. Enter a prompt, refine it a few times, and voila, you’ve got your draft right there in IA Writer, ready to edit.
But IA decided to go a different route and didn’t include AI at all. Instead, they added a way to highlight text copied from elsewhere, so you know what needs editing. It’s so simple, yet so very effective. It’s that thoughtful approach to building software that makes IA Writer such an indispensable tool.